uncounted hours aching brain
Okay, I admit it. I like being in charge.
I’ve also been known to assert my authority once in awhile.
“I’ll be the teacher, you be ‘Joey’.”
This is my subtle reminder to those not so subtle children who make a habit of correcting others, and in the process annoying those children that they are attempting to correct.
Usually it works.
Until I had a particularly bright child who finally decided to let me be in charge and finally allowed me to correct the children, but still felt the need to inform me of the many wrong doings that I was so obviously missing.
“Teacher Boss, Teacher Boss! She is budging in line”
“Teacher Boss, Teacher Boss…”
Maybe I should’ve been insulted. Instead I laughed.
Hey, if the name fits…
I think that it fits quite well, actually.
Only a Teacher Boss would use the line “Hey, don’t make me use my bossy voice” to a group of slightly out of control children to grab their attention, and have the children respond by sitting and listening.
A Teacher Boss knows when to use her bossy voice, and she can use it well.
I am Teacher Boss
I am in charge.
So don’t make me use my bossy voice.
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 82,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 4 days for that many people to see it.
In 2010, there were 13 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 159 posts. There were 33 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 11mb. That’s about 3 pictures per month.
The busiest day of the year was October 28th with 1,871 views. The most popular post that day was Hope your Halloween is Boo-tiful!.
The top referring sites in 2010 were teaching2and3yearolds.blogspot.com, search.aol.com, stumbleupon.com, kiri8.wordpress.com, and en.wordpress.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for halloween, reading, halloween pictures, about me, and elmer.
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
Hope your Halloween is Boo-tiful! October 2008
Because it is late, and I am tired… August 2008
Reading Readiness June 2009
The “I” meme August 2008
Elmer the Elephant July 2008
During the first two weeks of preschool we really emphasize the importance of proper hand washing.
We read the book Those Mean Nasty Dirty Downright Disgusting but…Invisible Germs by Judith Anne Rice. This is a wonderful book with great illustrations on what an earache germ, a headache germ, a sore throat germ, a fever germ and the most downright disgustingest germ of all, the throw up germ, just might look like. Rosa, the smart little girl in the book, knows how to get rid of those terrible germs and she sends them whirling, twirling down the drain. We read this book over and over again.
We practice coughing and sneezing into our elbow. We show how germs spread by using glitter and shaking hands. We talk about the proper steps for hand washing. You know the drill… wet, soap, scrub (sing a little song), rinse and dry. We are even growing germy bread for a science experiment.
What is germy bread? It’s a slice of bread (preferably one that doesn’t have preservatives) which everyone in the class touches with their dirty, moist little hands. Gross, right? Wait a week, and then you can be completely downright disgusted by those not-so invisible germs.
We should have those germs well under control, right?
Except that I’m the one who now has the sore throat germ, the headache germ, and the earache germ.
Irony, preschool style.
On Monday, I will not be surprised if I get asked by a student if I forgot to wash my hands.